Its raining, again for the third day in a row,
Massachusetts is a swamp.
I'm sitting on a bed with two queer guys who are playing WOW,
this is what my life has come down to.
It's a typical day and I'm contemplating setting my dorm on fire and turning into that guy who went into the wild.
Or yelling at the various assholes on my campus to take a goddamn shower and choke on their bleeding heart causes.
I spend a lot of my more enjoyable time here thinking about Squirrel's and how much cooler they are then me, and how cool it would be if I could train them to take down all the people I dislike.
Their claws look pretty sharp. I'm pretty sure they could rip out organs...and eat them...or feed them to their Squirrel babies.
I can hear the screams of the unfortunate victims
Its fucking epic.
Welcome to Massachusetts.
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OMFG. we have blogs. so excited. we so have to write in them so it can be like were in proximity of each other. and hahahahah WOW is the best game ever i play it too. :) lol dude someone is convinced that i was just serious.
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ReplyDeletePlease never play WOW
I'll have to stop being your friend.
Thats pain dude. Pain.
Jeez Missy. I can't believe I contemplated going over there. And you let me contemplate going. So mean.
ReplyDeleteI need ideas for a short story. I've done a lot of thinking and not a lot of anything tangible.