lately

4/4/2010

Sorry I didn't leave any new posts this weekend. It was a long weekend. Don't fucking judge me. Fuck.

Anyway, Saturday was nice because I spent all day out of my shoddy campus and it was gorgeous outside. My skin is getting less yellow. My body hurts because I dance to much, and I dance horribly. I'm a disgrace to my culture.

Back to Saturday, Ari, Jesus, Diana, Jorge, Chez, and I (later to be joined by Jeanie) went to target to get thingz for our livinz. So while we were there we got followed around by a ton of security and employees. Imagine that racial profiling of a group of 6 (Jeanie wasnt there at the time) people of color. Odd isnt it? Well, it was funny at least. After that we were hungry and rushing to the bus because we wanted to eat in North Hampton. This is were we found Jeanie! which was awesome, so we got on the bus and went to eat burritos which was great because the food at this school is fucking disgusting. So when we were done we had an hour and a half to wait until the bus would come. Guess what we did?

We played games for children in a park for crack addicts: Simon says, Freeze tag, Hide and go seek, Red light Green light, and of course we spent a nice amount of that time commiting all types of fuckery.

It was pretty epic.

Today Jesus, Justin and I went to North Hampton again and walked around for hours, which was great as the sun was shining and all of that lame overrated shit.

When i got back to campus, everything sucked. Because thats what this life sucking campus does.

I was wasted on Friday, I don't recall most of it.

Yesterday I came to the conclusion that I hate everything and I'm a bitter cynical bitch incapable of love.

That's cool by me.

I should be doing homework right now.

Bye.

Hopeing

Right now I'm hoping that Sasha gets her fishie, and doesn't kill it.
I'm hoping that tomorrow is a good day, and that I don't do anything to stupid.
That's enough of that bullshit.
It was so sunny outside today, I stayed outside and got sun drunk.
I mean its not nearly as good as my typical drunk but eh beggars cant be chooser's right?
No classes today, which was awesome. I mean that's what college is all about right?
I really dislike people and the way rooms smell when they spend way to much time in them.
Its like a festering stench disease. That's why I don't breathe through my nose anymore. Its almost always disgusting.
Unless I happen to be close to someone I really like. All of my friends smell good. Like ciggs, shampoo and soap.
Or maybe it's just some strange friend bias that I have. Maybe in all reality my friends fucking stink.
Today I decide that my reason for existing is to destroy all sea monsters.
I'll become a real life beast slayer and go down in history. People will hang pictures of me on their walls and every time they gaze upon my regal face they will shed a tear and say "That brave slayer of underwater beasts"
That's when I sneak up behind them and say "You had better shed more then one tear bitch, because let me tell you I pretty much pissed myself every time I looked at one of those sick nasty beasts"
Then my grateful followers will fall to their knees, shake their fists at the gods and cry for hours before curling up into fetal position energy depleted.